What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?
The Masked-quito !
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?
A flat back four!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunnies !
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever.
What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs?
A thyme machine.
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?
A slipped disk.
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !