What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.