What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you get when you cross B…
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What do you get when you cross a…
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
What do you get when you cross H…
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
A religious movement!
What do you get when you pour ho…
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you get when you put a c…
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?
Carpet !
What do you give a deer with an …
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
What do you give a sick bird ? T…
What do you give a sick bird ?
Tweetment !
What do you give a nine-hundred-…
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What do you give a sick horse?Co…
What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup.
What do you give a sick pig?Oink…
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!