What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !
What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !
What do you give an elephant with big feet ?
Plenty of room !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots.
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?
The letter “D” !
What do you put in a www.ashing machine?
Net curtains!
What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?
You know you need a psychiatrist!
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart’s new?
What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Wart’s new !
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in !