What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?
Nothing, you told her twice.
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What do you say to a one legged …
What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?
Hop in.
What do you say to a naked pig? …
What do you say to a naked pig?
“I never sausage a body.”
What do you use to determine if …
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!
What do you use to cut the ocean…
What do you use to cut the ocean?
A seasaw
What do you think of Dracula fil…
What do you think of Dracula films?
Fangtastic!
What do young ghosts call their …
What do young ghosts call their parents?
Deady and Mummy.
What do young female monsters do…
What do young female monsters do at parties ?
They go around looking for edible bachelors !
What do young ghosts write their…
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.
What does a bald elephant wear f…
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.