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Data.
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What does a bee get at McDonalds…
What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A humburger !
What does a basketball player do…
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
He makes a swish!
What does a cannibal call a skat…
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.
What does a bunny use when it go…
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
What does a bee say before it st…
What does a bee say before it stings you ?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
What does a cat call a bowl of m…
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A purrfect meal !
What does a carpet salesman give…
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Rugs and kisses!
What does a cannibal eat with ch…
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
What does a cat go to sleep on ?…
What does a cat go to sleep on ?
A caterpillow !