What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?
Turns over a new leaf !
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?
Turns over a new leaf !
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
A tennis ball!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows!
What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
…He braces himself
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks!
What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?
Both do hat tricks !