What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law of the jungle!
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What does a frog say when it was…
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
Rub it, rub it, rub it.
What does a Gorilla learn first …
What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
The Apey-cees!
What does a man consider to be a…
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
What does a man who loves his ca…
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What does a monster mom say to h…
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?
Don’t talk with someone in your mouth.
What does a monster do when he l…
What does a monster do when he loses his head?
He calls a head hunter.
What does a pig use to write his…
What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
Pen and Oink!
What does a polite monster say w…
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?
Pleased to eat you!
What does a queen bee do when sh…
What does a queen bee do when she burps ?
Issues a royal pardon !