What does a snowman eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers.
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What does a squid sheriff form?A…
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse!
What does a spider do when he ge…
What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
He goes up the wall !
What does a twelve-pound mouse s…
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !
What does a vampire take for a c…
What does a vampire take for a cold?
Coffin syrup!
What does a vampire stand on aft…
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat.
What does a witch do if her broo…
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?
She calls the flying squad !
What does a witch enjoy cooking …
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes.
What does a witch get if she’s a…
What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler?
Broom sick.
What does an aardvark keep in hi…
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?
An aard-shark!