What does an aardvark get when he overeats?
Ant-digestion!
What does an aardvark get when h…
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What does an aardvark take for a…
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!
What does an accountant say when…
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?
It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait – 14 seconds, no wait……
What does an aardvark use when h…
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?
An ant-ihistamine!
What does an Australian witch ri…
What does an Australian witch ride on?
A broomerang!
What does an astronaut do when h…
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
He blasts off:
What does an accountant use for …
What does an accountant use for birth control?
His personality.
What does an octopus wear on a c…
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms!
What does an octopus take on a c…
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles!
What does an envelope say when y…
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.