What does an educated owl say?
Whom.
What does an educated owl say?
Whom.
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
Well, fangcy that!
What does Dracula say to his victims?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
What does CPA stand for?
Can’t Produce Anything
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
No-eyed-deer!
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?
Grow old!
What does FCPA stand for?
Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !