What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness?
You’re in the wrong house.
What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness?
You’re in the wrong house.
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver?
Daddy.
What does KFC and a woman have in common?
Once you’re done with the breasts and the thighs, there’s still a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?
Ince pies !
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
Have a nice bite!
What does Santa say when he is sick?
OH OH NO!
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
Ince pies!
What does the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!