What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over !
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What does the bee Santa Claus sa…
What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum hum !
What does the aardvark take sail…
What does the aardvark take sailing?
An aard ark!
What does the dentist of the yea…
What does the dentist of the year get?
…A little plaque.
What does the lion say to his fr…
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
‘Let us prey.’
What does the hungry monster get…
What does the hungry monster get after he’s eaten too much ice cream?
More ice cream!
What doesn’t get any wetter no m…
What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
The ocean
What does the N on the Nebraska …
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?
“Nowledge.”
What dog can tell the time ?A wa…
What dog can tell the time ?
A watch dog !
What dog always gets on everyone…
What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves?
A great pane!