For what person do all men take off their hats?
The barber.
For what person do all men take off their hats?
The barber.
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?
“Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.”Oh, I’ve done all the talking, and I’m so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me… what do you think of my grandchildren?
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For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, “This was the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th anniversary. I can’t wait to hear what you have in mind for our 50th anniversary!” Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the cheek, and said, “I’m going to come back and get you”
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.””Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now..”
Fred: Do you think I’m a fool?
Harry: No. But what’s my opinion against thousands of others?
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the words to thank you enough.
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?
Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder?
Harry: What did the sign say?
Fred: Stop.
FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
BERT: No, what happened?
FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . .BERT: What did you do?
FRED: Oh, I’d had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.