What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A safe robbery.
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A safe robbery.
What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?
A viper !
What kind of star wears sunglasses?
A movie star.
What kind of thief steals meat?
A hamburglar.
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
Pig’s tie !
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
Blood type-writers.
What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ?
Reptiles !
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
A wet one.
What kind of watch is best for people who don’t like time on their hands?
A pocket watch.