What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales!
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales!
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?
A penny.
What kind of wig can hear ?
An earwig !
What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English !
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Pig Latin!
What language do they speak in Cuba ?
Cubic !
What letter is like a vegetable?
The letter P.
What letter should you avoid?
The letter A because it makes men mean.
What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter C.
What letters are not in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail, of course!