What lights up a football stadium ?
A football match !
What lights up a football stadium ?
A football match !
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?
A dead centipede.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A bookworm !
What lights up a football stadium?
A football match!
What lives in gum trees ?
Stick insects !
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
A hermit crab !
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn’t a dog?
A pup.
What looks just like half a loaf of bread?
Its other half.
What looks like half a cat ?
The other half !
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!