What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
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What kind of musical instrument …
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
A mouse organ !
What kind of party do prisoners …
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.
What kind of pants do you buy fo…
What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?
Shorts!
What kind of physician works on …
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?
A dry doc.
What kind of phone makes music?A…
What kind of phone makes music?
A saxophone.
What kind of protozoa likes Hall…
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
An amoeboo!
What kind of pig do sows dislike…
What kind of pig do sows dislike?
Male Chauvinist Pigs.
What kind of shoes to frogs like…
What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad sandals !
What kind of sharks make good ca…
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads!