Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?
Freda: Boys whisper they love me…
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Fred: Your sister uses too much …
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It’s so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she’s stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
FRED: Your monster was making a …
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes – ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. H…
Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it’s roamin’ all over your face.
Fred: You have the face of a sai…
Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really?
Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard.
Fred: Where does the new kid com…
Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don’t bother – I’ll ask her myself.
Fred: What’s that terribly ugly …
Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it?
Fred: Your head!
Fred: We had a burglary last nig…
Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.
Fred: Thank you so much for lend…
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That’s what I’m afraid of!
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby…
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?