Fred: I’ve added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !
Fred: I’ve added these figures t…
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Fred: I’m sure I’m right. Betty:…
Fred: I’m sure I’m right. Betty: You’re as right as rain – all wet!
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?…
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?
Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?
Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mr…
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That’s funny. My mom said you didn’t have any taste.
Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve m…
Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the perfect guy.” Girl Monster 2: “Oh yes, he’s a bad dream come true!”
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few frie…
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?
“Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
Ghost: Are you coming to my part…
Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook: Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue – you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
Gerald: “Have you ever come acro…
Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?
“Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”
George went fishing, but at the …
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.’I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.”Why should I do that?
‘ the owner asked.’So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!’
George W. Bush is seen crossing …
George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : “President Bush crosses the Potomac River”.The Washington Time : “Bush’s conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat”.Mother Jones : “Bush can’t swim”.