Where are most fish found ?
Between the head and the tail !
Where are most fish found ?
Between the head and the tail !
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. “And the Americans, they are so friendly!” he concluded. “Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, …. ‘Jose, can you see?
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Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary.
Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?
On a bed of lettuce!
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ?
In bark-lays bank !
Where did the burgers go after their wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case!
Where did all the cuts and blood come from?
The school went on a trip!
Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
To Palm Beach.