Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston Vanilla!
Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston Vanilla!
Which fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug !
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks.
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks.
Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?
Leeds.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Which insect didn’t play well in goal ?
The fumble bee !
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else’s !
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!