Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
A penny-farthing.
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
A penny-farthing.
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Which insect didn’t play well in goal?
The fumble bee!
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper
Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?
Fry-day!
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do, but I didn’t want to mention it.
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!