Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?
No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
Have you heard about the new aft…
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Author Archives: lennart
Have you heard about the elephan…
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Have you got any broken biscuits…
Have you got any broken biscuits?
Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!
Have you heard about the goodwea…
Have you heard about the goodweather witch?
She’s forecasting sunny spells.
Hatton: I ain’t as dumb as I loo…
Hatton: I ain’t as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn’t be!
Have you ever imagined a world w…
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you heard about the latest …
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
It opens on impact.
Have you ever seen a man-eating …
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
Have you ever seen a duchess? Ye…
Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes – it’s the same as an English “s”
Harry was telling his friend abo…
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, ‘what did you think of the scenery ?
”Oh, I couldn’t see much,’ Harry admitted. ‘There were all these mountains in the way.’