Who turns the lights off at halloween ?
The light’s witch !
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Who surfs the Net by pecking at …
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
www.oody www.oodpecker.
Who was that on the phone, Fred?…
Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Who was the first accountant?Ada…
Who was the first accountant?
Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.
Who was the burger’s favourite a…
Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?
Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who was the best actor in the bi…
Who was the best actor in the bible ?
Samson, he brought the house down !
Who was the most famous pirate o…
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
Captain Squid!
Who was the most famous ant scie…
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert Antstein !
Who went into a witche’s den and…
Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ?
The witch !
Who was the world’s greatest thi…
Who was the world’s greatest thief ?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world !