Who was the most powerful cat in China ?
Chairman Miaow !
Who was the most powerful cat in China ?
Chairman Miaow !
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?
The meatball heros!
Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
Who writes all his plays on the Internet?
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
They we’re tied!
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix Potter !
Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?
Frank Sinostril!
Who’s the chief of the internet?
E-ronimo!
Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!