Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting “Pieces of four”?
Short John Silver!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulde…
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Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew…
Whodunnit ?
by Ivor Clew
Why accountants don’t read novel…
Why accountants don’t read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Whose son was Edward, the Black …
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?
Old King Coal !
Why are babies always gurgling w…
Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it’s a nappy time.
Why are astronauts successful pe…
Why are astronauts successful people ?
Because they always go up in the world !
Why all Pascal programmers ask t…
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.
Why are bananas never lonely? Be…
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why are burglars such good tenni…
Why are burglars such good tennis players ?
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Why are black cats such good sin…
Why are black cats such good singers?
They’re very mewsical.