Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?
Why are bats blind? Well, your e…
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Why are cats longer in the eveni…
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Why are Canadians given only a h…
Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?
They don’t want to have to retrain them.
Why are chorus girls like barge …
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They have to tow the line!
Why are Chihuahuas such good bed…
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
They have short tales!
Why are Christmas trees like bad…
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
Why are cigarettes sold at gas s…
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas s…
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are condoms like cameras? -t…
Why are condoms like cameras?
-they both capture the moment.
Why are clouds like jockeys?Beca…
Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they hold the reins!