Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Because you have to change them.
Why are diapers like $10 bills?B…
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Why are cpws made for dancing? T…
Why are cpws made for dancing?
They’re all born hoofers!
Why are electric trains like a m…
Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.
Why are dolphins cleverer than h…
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
Why are elephants large, grey an…
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
Why are elephants grey ?So you c…
Why are elephants grey ?
So you can tell them from flamingos !
Why are elephants no good at Net…
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
Because they’re scared of the mouse.
Why are false teeth like stars?B…
Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night.
Why are elephants wiser than chi…
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?
!
Why are farmers cruel?Because th…
Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull corn by the ears.