Why did the chicken cross the “net” ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ?

He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.