Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !
Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !
Why did the computer act crazy?
It had a screw loose.
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
He wrote sheet music.
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because it was pissed off.
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?
Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Why did the cowboy’s car stop?
It had Injun (engine) trouble.
Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.