Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!
Why did the girl Gorilla, engage…
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Why did the girl take a ruler to…
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Why did the girl sit on her watc…
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
She wanted to be on time.
Why did the girl who worked for …
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?
Because she was an operetta (operator).
Why did the goal post get angry?…
Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Why did the goal post get angry …
Why did the goal post get angry ?
Because the bar was rattled !
Why did the Gorilla fail English…
Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had little Ape-titude!
Why did the Gorilla enlist in th…
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?
To avoid the draft!
Why did the grape cross the road…
Why did the grape cross the road?
To get away from the grapefruit.
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?…
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An advertisement’s headline enticed him – See Ape-les and die!