Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken !
Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken !
Why did the Romans build straight roads ?
So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
Why did the spider buy a car ?
So he could take it out for a spin !
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.”
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?
He was asking for directions.
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.