Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school?
I wouldn’t fit through the door.
Why didn’t anyone take the schoo…
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Why did your sister shoot the al…
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?
Because she felt like killing time.
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong …
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn’t like Chinese food.
Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow…
Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?
Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!
Why didn’t the Blonic Pig get a …
Why didn’t the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Why didn’t the astronauts stay o…
Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon?
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton …
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn’t have enough guts
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike…
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
Why didn’t the dog play cards on…
Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Why didn’t the dentist ask his s…
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
…He was already taking out a tooth