Why did they arrest the musician?
He got into treble.
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Why did you drop the baby? Well,…
Why did you drop the baby?
Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
Why did you drive the lawn mower…
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
Why did your brother give up his…
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers.
Why did you hit your birthday ca…
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!
Why did your sister feed money t…
Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
Why did your sister cut a hole i…
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Why did your sister refuse the g…
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?
Because she’d never be able to learn the language
Why did your sister keep running…
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Why did your sister jump out the…
Why did your sister jump out the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit