Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To keep their pants up.
Why do firemen wear red suspende…
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Why do grasshoppers not go to ma…
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
They prefer cricket matches!
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on…
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
Because they can’t stop saving their work.
Why do hamburgers feel sad at ba…
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
Why do hamburgers act brilliantl…
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?
They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!
Why do hamburgers make poor pige…
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do hamburgers make good base…
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
They’re great at the plate!
Why do hunters make the best lov…
Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast…
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
Why do little boys whine?Because…
Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be men.