Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !
Why do men act like idiots?
Who says they’re acting?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defence!
Why do men masturbate?
It’s sex with someone they love.
Why do men die before their wives?
– They want to.
Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair !
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don’t become polly-saturated!