How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?
You get very lumpy ice cream !
How can you tell if there is an …
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How can you tell that you’re get…
How can you tell that you’re getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
How can you tell when a skunk is…
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink!
How can you tell which Burger La…
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‘meats’!
How can you tell which end of a …
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
How can you tell the pig is a fa…
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?
By the egg on its face.
How can you tell when the Chief …
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
How can you tell when witches ar…
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!
How can you tell when a salesper…
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?
His lips are moving.
How can you tell which rabbits a…
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.