How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!
How come the giant Ape climbed u…
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How come you never write e-mails…
How come you never write e-mails?
I’d rather send a note!
How come it takes so little time…
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
How come if ants are always so b…
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
How come wrong numbers are never…
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How can you tell who is the head…
How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?
She’s the one with dirty knees.
How did Columbus’s men sleep on …
How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ?
With their eyes shut !
How could the dolphin afford to …
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
He prawned everything !
How did a Gorilla come to be wit…
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, ‘Uncle Simian Wants You!’
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton…
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the same girl in high school.