How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, ‘Uncle Simian Wants You!’
How did a Gorilla come to be wit…
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How did Gertie Gorilla make the …
How did Gertie Gorilla make the ‘Playboy’ Calendar?
She was ‘Miss Ape-ril!’
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton…
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the same girl in high school.
How did Columbus’s men sleep on …
How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ?
With their eyes shut !
How did cows feel when the brand…
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed!
How did the blonde burn her nose…
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.
How did the basketball court get…
How did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it!
How did the aliens hurt the farm…
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
How did the aliens hurt the farm…
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
How did that bullfight come out?…
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up!