Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match?
Because they’re both stopped by the rein.
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Why are fish boots the warmest o…
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?
Because they have electric ‘eels !
Why are fish cleverer than human…
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Why are fish no good at tennis?T…
Why are fish no good at tennis?
They don’t like to get too close to the net!
Why are fish so gullible?They fa…
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
Why are fish so smart?They are a…
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
Why are football grounds odd ?Be…
Why are football grounds odd ?
Because you can sit in the stands but can’t stand in the sits !
Why are football grounds odd?Bec…
Why are football grounds odd?
Because you can sit in the stands but can’t stand in the sits!
Why are football players never a…
Why are football players never asked for dinner?
Because they’re always dribbling!
Why are fried onions like a phot…
Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?
They keep repeating themselves.