Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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Why are glow worms good to carry…
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?
They can lighten your load !
Who won the Monster Beauty Conte…
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
No one.
Why are gold fish orange ? The w…
Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes them rusty !
Why are Gorillas underpaid?They’…
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They’re willing to work peanuts!
Why are hamburgers essential to …
Why are hamburgers essential to football?
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Why are haunted houses so noisy …
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Why are men like blenders?You ne…
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Why are men like paper cups? The…
Why are men like paper cups?
They’re disposable
Why are monsters huge and hairy …
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
-Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s