Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they get under your skin.
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Bec…
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Why are mosquitos religious ?The…
Why are mosquitos religious ?
They prey on you !
Why are only 2% of blondes touch…
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Why are oranges like bells?You c…
Why are oranges like bells?
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Why are parents boring?Because t…
Why are parents boring?
Because they’re groan-ups.
Why are pigs such early risers? …
Why are pigs such early risers?
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
Why are pigs such great football…
Why are pigs such great football fans?
They’re always rooting.
Why are rabbits like calculators…
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Why are rabbits never gold? How …
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why are rivers lazy?Because they…
Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off their beds.