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Why are sardines the stupidest f…

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

This entry was posted in Fishing jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so s…

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

This entry was posted in Humor jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are snakes hard to fool ? Th…

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

This entry was posted in Snake jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are spiders good swimmers ?T…

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

This entry was posted in Insect jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are spiders like tops ?They …

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

This entry was posted in Insect jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are teachers happy at Hallow…

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there’s lots of school spirit!

This entry was posted in Funny jokes - 50 best jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are teachers happy at Hallow…

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there’s lots of school spirit!

This entry was posted in Halloween jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are there flotation devices …

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

This entry was posted in Answer me this jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are there interstates in Haw…

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Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

This entry was posted in Answer me this jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

Why are there no aspirin in the …

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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

This entry was posted in Bird jokes on October 26, 2009 by lennart.

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