Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no legs to pull !
Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have webbed feet !
Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always spinning !
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)