Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?
They all have phones.
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?
They all have phones.
Why are there so many piggy banks?
Pigs don’t like to hide their money in the mattress.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Why are Vampires Democrats?
They want Gore in 2000.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all come out at night.
Why are women such bad drivers?
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
Why are you laughing?
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don’t see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”