Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!
Why aren’t burgers the least bit…
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Why aren’t burgers too good at b…
Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?
Too many turnovers!
Why aren’t football stadiums bui…
Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?
Because there is no atmosphere!
Why aren’t you doing very well i…
Why aren’t you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Why can any hamburger run the mi…
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Because it’s a FAST food!
Why can elephants swim – and aar…
Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t?
Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by …
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Why can’t an elephant ride a bic…
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
Why can’t anyone stay angry long…
Why can’t anyone stay angry long with an actress?
Because she always makes up.
Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?…
Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?
Because they can’t figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.