Why can’t Chihuahuas run marathons?
They’re short of breath!
Why can’t Chihuahuas run maratho…
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Why can’t meteorologists forecas…
Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?
-They are too busy studying comets and meteors
Why can’t the Philippines field …
Why can’t the Philippines field an ice hockey team?
The players all drowned in spring training.
Why can’t there be a Santa Pig? …
Why can’t there be a Santa Pig?
Pigs don’t fit in chimneys.
Why can’t you keep secrets in a …
Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
Why can’t you make bread like my…
Why can’t you make bread like my mother?
I would if you could make dough like your father!
Why can’t you trust snakes ? The…
Why can’t you trust snakes ?
They speak with forked tongues !
Why couldn’t prehistoric man sen…
Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Why couldn’t the alligator send …
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.
Why couldn’t the alligator send …
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.