Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
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Why couldn’t the baby camel surf…
Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand u…
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to…
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !
Why couldn’t the clock be kept i…
Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail?
Because time was always running out.
Why couldn’t the cow leave the f…
Why couldn’t the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized!
Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher…
Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
Why couldn’t the pig pay his bil…
Why couldn’t the pig pay his bill?
He was a little shoat.
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home…
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare.
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to …
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !