Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.
Why couldn’t the skeleton pay hi…
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Why did a anowman send his fathe…
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop !
Why did a footballer take a piec…
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?
He was the skipper !
Why did a footballer take a piec…
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
He was the skipper!
Why did a gambler scare everyone…
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark!
Why did a man’s pet vulture not …
Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years?
It was stuffed.
Why did Arthur have a round tabl…
Why did Arthur have a round table ?
So no one could corner him !
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? S…
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke t…
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Why did both Germany and the U.S…
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!