Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To boldly go where no man has been before !
Why did Captain Kirk go into the…
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Why did Davy Crockett always wea…
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his…
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Why did Dracula go to the orthod…
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
He wanted to improve his bite.
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Beca…
Why did Dracula miss lunch?
Because he didn’t fancy the stake.
Why did Eve want to move to New …
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She fell for the Big Apple !
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his…
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
He had a crush on her.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster g…
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull …
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.
Why did Frosty the Snowman want …
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.